Dead Fish in a Box

The chronicles of a suburban fishpimp trying to keep it rural.

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

Another reason I love my wife: She's blocking out time to watch the remake of Knight Rider tonight.

Saturday, February 02, 2008


I was never a great athlete, or the smartest kid in school, but I have come to realize that there are a handful of things I do better than most folk. Here's a list of, as Napoleon Dynamite would say, skillz:

1) Parallel Parking
2) Chucking a Frisbee
3) Telling a Joke
4) Remembering obscure facts about people I've met (even when I can't remember their names)
5) Firing up a pot of ass-kickin' Chili

The people at the Super Bowl party tomorrow are going to get a heavy dose of #5.