Dead Fish in a Box

The chronicles of a suburban fishpimp trying to keep it rural.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

This is Good Times:

Check this out: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

According to this I I had been born to Sarah Palin instead of Grandma Fishpimp I'd be named "Stepper Choke"

My wife would be "Snooker Hinge"

And best of all... My daughter would be named "Rifle Panzer Fishpimp"

Monday, September 08, 2008

By The Way...

I didn't get the promotion I was gunning for. A former coworker who is utterly incapable of dealing with conflict, and who thinks I am out to get him, filed a complaint with HR stating that, among other things, I hate Asians. While the complaint was essentially laughed out the window, they're going to find someone else to fix the mess up there (and it is a mess). In the meantime I'll keep on "selling the sh*t out of laundry" (industry parlance for a job well done) until another post opens up.

I'll keep you posted as things progress.

Spin Control

Jon Stewart of "The Daily Show" to Mike Huckabee: "So you feel your party is the only one that can fix the mess that your party created?"

Mike Huckabee: "Yes."

I'll be so glad when this election is over.