Skillz

I was never a great athlete, or the smartest kid in school, but I have come to realize that there are a handful of things I do better than most folk. Here's a list of, as Napoleon Dynamite would say, skillz:

1) Parallel Parking
2) Chucking a Frisbee
3) Telling a Joke
4) Remembering obscure facts about people I've met (even when I can't remember their names)
5) Firing up a pot of ass-kickin' Chili

The people at the Super Bowl party tomorrow are going to get a heavy dose of #5.