Is This the Face of a Killer?
Our dog, Tolkien, goes to work with Mrs. Fishpimp. His daily duties are generally limited to entertaining and relieving stress of the human staff and barking at the UPS guy. Today he applied for a promotion...to pest control. The boss has been trying unsuccessfully to catch the rats in the back yard for about 6 weeks now. But today, while playing fetch with a coworker in the back yard (the office is the owner's former house) he saw a rat running along the retaining wall, locked in, and struck with lightning precision. With coworkers screaming at the carnage, Little T thrashed the vermin, at one point throwing it several feet in the air. When Mrs. Fishpimp finally arrived on to see the Toe standing triumphantly over his bloody trophy and her coworkers in full mortification, she praised him for his good work.
When we used an exterminator at our rental house last fall it cost us $80 per rat. I'm writing up an invoice for services rendered.
When we used an exterminator at our rental house last fall it cost us $80 per rat. I'm writing up an invoice for services rendered.
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Go tolkien!
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