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And just for fun, here are a couple classic Simonisms to get your weekend started right:

• You’ve got to screw your friends because your enemies don’t come around.
• If you don’t go home with a knot in your stomach, you’re not doing the job right.
• This place is like the Navy – every rule exists because something got f***edup.
• You can’t always do what’s right, sometimes you have to do what you can get away with!
• I’ve never seen that world peace depends on manila clams, but this is a sensitive issue.
• “No one wants egg on their face, but we’re going to peel back the onion and find out where the egg is!”
• I can’t invent City Hall! (can’t fight city hall, don’t reinvent the wheel)
• By hook, by crook, or whatever, this is the goddamn fish buisness!!!