Simonisms: Contageous?

Holy Toledo! I think the world is catching Simon Fever! Even the pastor at my church! Seriously! (ok, i admit, four consecutive sentances punctuated by exclamation points be too much outrage, but this is shocking.) Why would a Cal-Berkley and Princeton grad be eager to emulate a fishpimp who has been quoted as saying "you know my motto: nothing in moderation"? I have no idea, but yesterday, in Simonesque fashion, this author over 3 dozen books, kept refering to the disaster in the Indian Ocean as a result of a "toosami".

Sick.