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Thursday, November 18, 2004

Cougars. HA!

The Apple Cup is this Saturday. Since the Huskies are so miserable this season, I have turned to telling cougar jokes to raise my spirits. Here are some of my favorites:

  • You heard about the Cougar who broke his leg raking leaves? Yeah, he fell out of the tree.
  • What's the most common pick-up line used in Pullman? "Hey, nice tooth!"
  • Hear about the Cougar who won the Gold Medal? He had is bronzed.
  • What do you get when you cross a Cougar and a Mormon? A basement full of stolen groceries.
  • The three biggest lies told in Pullman:
  1. The Combine is paid off.
  2. I won this belt buckle in a rodeo
  3. Honestly, I was just helping that sheep over the fence!
  • Why don't you ever see nativity scenes in Pullman? You try to find three wise men & a virgin there!
  • What is 36-24-34? The IQ of the Coug's D-line.
  • Why don't they raise chickens in Pullman? They plant the eggs too deep
  • How do you keep a Cougar out of your yard? Put up some goalposts.
  • Why to the Wazzu cheerleaders wear bibs? The keep the chew off their uniforms.
  • What's the most common thing found on a Coug's final exam? Drool.
  • What do you get when you cross a Coug and a groundhog? 6 more weeks of bad football.

And my personal favorite:

It seems the Cougs had no ice water on the sideline this year. Yeah, it turns out the guy with the recipe graduated.

[insert rim-shot here]


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