Cougars. HA!

The Apple Cup is this Saturday. Since the Huskies are so miserable this season, I have turned to telling cougar jokes to raise my spirits. Here are some of my favorites:

• You heard about the Cougar who broke his leg raking leaves? Yeah, he fell out of the tree.
• What's the most common pick-up line used in Pullman? "Hey, nice tooth!"
• Hear about the Cougar who won the Gold Medal? He had is bronzed.
• What do you get when you cross a Cougar and a Mormon? A basement full of stolen groceries.
• The three biggest lies told in Pullman:

1. The Combine is paid off.
2. I won this belt buckle in a rodeo
3. Honestly, I was just helping that sheep over the fence!

• Why don't you ever see nativity scenes in Pullman? You try to find three wise men & a virgin there!
• What is 36-24-34? The IQ of the Coug's D-line.
• Why don't they raise chickens in Pullman? They plant the eggs too deep
• How do you keep a Cougar out of your yard? Put up some goalposts.
• Why to the Wazzu cheerleaders wear bibs? The keep the chew off their uniforms.
• What's the most common thing found on a Coug's final exam? Drool.
• What do you get when you cross a Coug and a groundhog? 6 more weeks of bad football.

And my personal favorite:

It seems the Cougs had no ice water on the sideline this year. Yeah, it turns out the guy with the recipe graduated.

[insert rim-shot here]