Storm Warning

The company had its leadership retreat this weekend. Simon came back all fired up. There must have been a theme for the event because we had three additions to the list that had hurricane references

· I don’t give a f*ck if there’s a Hurricane Katrina, the vendor gave us a commitment!
· There’s a farm king (salmon) Katrina storm like you’ve never seen!
· Right, wrong, or indifferent, you don’t want to get in the middle of this hurricane!

The list of Simonisms is nearing 25 pages – I really ought to write a book.