To Whom It May Concern

Don't sweat my Diet Rockstar pseudo-habbit. It's all good; according to this, I'd need to drink 81.9 cans in one sitting to kill myself, and that's just not gonna happen - there's no way Mrs. Fishpimp would ever let me spend $222.15 on energy drinks.

But I might get away with killing myself with 84.72 cups of delicious coffee.

I'll keep y'all posted.