Avian Intelligence Questioned

I can’t decide if the Big Bird is a conniving bastard or just plain dumb. We all just heard him on the phone with a customer talking about how the king salmon have a beautiful blush color on the skin, and how he prefers them that way. To those of you who are unaware: salmon “blush”, meaning their skin turns red, when they head up the rivers to spawn. It is a major indicator or diminished quality. It’s the salmon equivalent of getting gamey venison. Not delicious. It won’t take long for the customer to figure out that the Bird either lied about the quality of this fish or he just doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about. It’s like having the car salesman say: “take a look at this baby here! It’s one fine machine – yup, only got 3 wheels, Now, I don’t know about you, but I prefer them that way.” With guys like this it’s no wonder we Fishpimps suffer such an awful reputation.