From the Desk of Mrs. Fishpimp

This is from an e-mail she sent me on Friday:

"We had a vendor (I’m not going to say who because I feel bad for this poor guy) who Toe [our Blue Heeler dog] was trying to engage in a game of fetch, as usual. The guy asked me his name, and I said, “Tolkien, like the author.” He folded his hands in this prayer-like motion and said, “That’s great. I’m a total geek, I write dwarf. Don’t get me started.”

Not a chance I’ll get him started. Not a chance."