Anyone for an iron?

A buddy of mine posted this on Craigslist. I 've got a lot to write about, but no time, so this will have to do:

Steam iron for pressing stuff, if you like to iron

Reply to: sale-145879544@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-27, 9:16PM

How many convicted felons can boast that they have their name on a household iron? This baby is a Martha Stewart Everyday Living Iron. It has heat settings from cool to hot, but no frigid setting like Martha herself. It works great, but somehow my wife and I discovered we have two, and neither of us irons anything.