Dead Fish in a Box

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Uncommon Common Sense

I just heard Simon tell the entire team to remember to use the spell-check function before submitting a particular report. It was important enough that he reiterated the point 10 seconds later.

Also on the "Things we shouldn't have to remind you about but are forced to by your own ignorance" list:
  • Park your vehicle parallel to the lines in the parking lot, not perpendicular
  • If you're going to see a client make sure you shower, shave, and wear clean clothes - not dirty jeans that are 3 sizes to small.
  • Shut off the engine and remove the keys from the truck when making deliveries so no one steals it.
  • Don't gather the entire team around your computer to watch porno.

Did I spend $80,000 and 4 years of my life at the state's premier liberal arts institutions for this?


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